ally-pierce:

britty—pierce:

He is. I don’t lie.

Wait, what? I’m confused.

NO WAY.

He’s not.

Same. I dunno.

YES WAY.

ALSO STRIP DANCE CLASS OR…?

ally-pierce:

…Lies.

Hm, kay point taken. That’s a good point. If ever asked me to marry, I’d probably even say yes.

YES WAY BLONDIE.

He is. I don’t lie.

Wait, what? I’m confused.

NO WAY.

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ally-pierce:

Ashton Kutcher is adorable.

Why not? Same though, when he said they were married, I was like whut. I’m still trying to figure out why they dated.

YES WAY, BRAT.

He’s a douche.

Cause? I just don’t. And they probably got married because she’s not crazy.

NO WAY, HOTDOG.

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ally-pierce:

…Sad now too. Dammit. Bindi though, I liked watching crocodile hunter, I wish it was still on.

WHALE. That’d be cool, I suppose. Okay, we’ll go in a few hours, so calm, and don’t get too horny while you wait. Yes! I saw him last time we visited. He’s marrying that nerdy ice cream girl, that works the shop place across where the surfers chill?

YOU ARE NOW.

She’s adorable~

I won’t, calm your tits. I don’t even want to kiss her anymore. She’s still hot though.  Oh my god! She’s adorably hot. But she screamed gay to me but I guess she’s not a unicorn.

NO WAY, CHICKBUTT.

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ally-pierce:

I’m bored, singing is fun.

Awks. What if she thinks you is me, and me is you. Just awks. S’cool though, I kinda wanna see her face when she realizes we’re twins. That one yes. Though, isn’t he engaged or something?

DONT LIE!

So I’m watching Where the wild things are, and there is a comerrcial for free willy with the crocidile hunters daughter and now I’m sad. And then a commercial for The Blind side and remember when we watched that? i’m sad again.

I don’t know? When I saw her last she was like “Don’t lose my number, shug.” and then kissed the paper sooooo She could think it’s the coolest thing. I’m excited. … He’s engaged?!

I CAN’T LIE.

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ally-pierce:

Are you thinking of me? Just come with me tonightttt~

WELL I DONT OKAY. ….You slept with the teacher? Damn, Britt. Here. And the one at home. The one at home though. Damn.

YOU DO NOT.

You know I need you?

I didn’t. We just made out. And she got sorta naked. No big deal. Oh dang, sissy. The one back home. I’m getting wumblies in my tummblies.

I DO TOO.

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ally-pierce:

Don’t what? Hm?

OKAY. GOOD. But don’t yell. And hey now, hey now. I may not be single, but I can still stare shamelessly. I mean I do that with the Pool lifeguard…so.

YOU HAVE NO SWAG TO HANDLE. 

I forgot.

I’M SORRY I LIKE YELLING. I can stare and touuch if I want. Teehe! She has a heart tattoo on her butt. I found that out last time. The pool lifeguard? Here? Or the one home?

I HAVE LOTS OF SWAG.

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ally-pierce:

Looooooooser yourself. Lets just do this shit. Crap wait, in an hour? I just ordered pizza. There needs to be a later class, like in a few hours. Oh god that’s priceless. But seriously, its so hard being us, y’know? 

I have the swag, back da fuq up~

Don’t even with me right now. 

I LIED. ACCIDENTALLY. You’ve got time. I just checked the website. WE’RE SAFE. It’s at 7. I think.  Also, the instructor is like super hot, but you’re not a single lady like me so…

YOU JUST CAN’T HANDLE MY SWAG. 

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ally-pierce:

Yes, yes, well actually, I could probs teach you a few things. Or we could just get you drunk. ANYWAY. Can we for realz? That must have been funny. I wish I had seen the look on her face.

Ew, dun lie. I have the swag.

Oh please. I can strip and dance sexy sober, I do it all the time. Loserrrr. Also, yes, please. Its in like an hour. I think. About. Oh my god, sissy, she made a comment later that was like “I will never judge a stripper again. I don’t have that stamina.” 

I have the swag. Not lying~

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ally-pierce:

I don’t see why not. I mean, dancing like that? Sounds legit. To LA!

Dork.

I would so bail on Tisch for burlesque. OH MY GOD. We should take a stripper dance class together. It’s tonight. We should go. I went once before and sorta dragged Kris with me because I didn’t want to go alone BUT LETS DO IT. 

Pff, I’m your sister. sorry I took all the swag.

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